I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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