If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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