Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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