How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
