someone get that fucking seahorse.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Congratulations! We have a period
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