You're so nebulous sometimes
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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