Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
if i can run in heels then i can drive
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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