Non-Jews are for practice
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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