i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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