Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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