The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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