The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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