i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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