She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
tell me about the fingering
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