her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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