White coat. Heels.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You were trust falling into bushes
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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