kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Come on in and take your pants off
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