her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Randomize
