i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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