her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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