I have demons in me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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