Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just google imaged poop.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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