Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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