Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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