Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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