It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
