Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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