Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think a kid would responsible me up
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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