Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
