so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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