It's just like the Real World with babies
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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