He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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