Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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