This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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