Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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