I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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