So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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