i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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