im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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