im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
you never un-have a 4some
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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