i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so let's talk penis.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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