do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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