I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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