Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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