One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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