ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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