windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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