Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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