Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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