did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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