: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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