Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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