I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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