i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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