i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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